[1] Ishh
[2] Watratach aahe mela
[3] Hee kon baya?
[4] Chal na re!
[5] Nahich muli!
[6] Gelas udat!
[7] Mazhi Aai ragvel (most frequently used excuse)
[8] Ha kaay avtaar?
[9] Khula ki kaay?
[10] khuthe aahe?

1. She gets really angry if you introduce her as your
girlfriend.
2. She starts singing jana-gana-mana loud, if you put your
arm around her in public
3. You call her mother 'mavshi' or 'kaku'
4. When she is really sad she goes 'kahi nahi' and
doesn't look at you.
5. At least one of her childhood photos has her dressed in a
green parkar-polka
6. In a raging thunderstorm if there's a flash of
lightning, she is not going
to hug you like in the movies.
7. You have to listen natya sangeet, to get in good with her
dad.
8. You have to convince her that 'the 3 hours we spent in
Garden actually qualifies as a date
9. She blushes when somebody asks her about you.
10. She doesn't wear jeans and skimpy T-shirts but takes it
for granted that her career is as important as yours.
11. She remembers all the poems in high school texts.
12. She talks about 'amke amke' sir and all you can think
about him is 'sir, dambis-ahey' .
13. You do not meet her, neither does she, on Rakhi
poornima.
14. You and her brother are not buddies.
15. Ghari tumchya avdicha padartha kela tar athvanine dabyat
gheun yete.
16. Your date on Chaturthi will be at Dagdusheth Halwai
Ganpati / Talyatla Ganpati etc.
17. You have at least once been to Tulshi Baagh with her but
she refuses to come with you to Hong Kong Lane.
18. She is more comfortable on Laxmi Road than on MG Road.

Tu sui mi dora,
tu kaali mi gora

tu poli mi bhaat,
tu football mi laath

tu bashi mi cup,
tu ushi mi zhop.

tu ball mi bat,
tu undir mi cat...

mi mungla tu mungi,
tu saadi mi lungi..

tu love mi prem ,
tu photo mi frame..

tu doka mi kes,
tu saban mi fhes.

tu nisarga mi fiza,
tu kavita "Mi Maazha"

tu ghubad mi pankh,
tu vinchu mi dankh.

tu sambaar mi dosa
tu boxer mi thosa

tu kanik mi poli
tu aaushad mi goli.

tu petrol mi car,
tu daru mi bar.

tu dudh mi saai,
tu kes mi dye.....

tu chaha mi lassi,
tu kumkum mi jassi...

tu toop mi loni,
tu dravid mi dhoni....

tu barfi mi pedha,
tu bavlat mi veda...

tu computer mi C.D.,
tu cigaratte mi bidi..

tu dahi mi loni,
tu kes mi pony

tu computer me mail
tu niranjan me tel

tu tiger mi lion
tu dadar me sion

tu takkal mi kes..
tu canteen mi mess

tu kes me konda,
tu dagad me dhonda.

Kande poha (A term for marriage talks) cha program chaloo
asto …..

Mulgi : Tumhi kay karta

Mulga (Mishkil Swaraat) : AANGHOL (Hee Hee Hee)

Mulga : Bare te jau dyaat tula kaay
yeta?

Mulgi (Chidun) : GHAAM (Hee Hee Hee)

Mulga (varmun) : Bare tula gaata yete kaa?

Mulgi : Hooo...

Mulga : Mag gaaun dakhav

Mulgi : Baher waalat takalay..

Mulga : Waloo De Waloo De !


Tyavar mulgi baher jaaun ek muthbhar WALOO (SAND) aanun dete
and the boy
faints on the spot.

Amazing cubicle joke .. specially true for some company
freshers

Main kaidi no [ur company id]..
Cubicle ke dewaron ke us paar dekhta hoon
apni hi tarah khaali baithe ek colleague ko dekhta hoon
kabhi mail karta
kabhi coffee peeta
kabhi Extn pe baat karta

Messenger pe chat karta rehta
woh kehte hain woh senior hai
fir kyon mere jaisa lagta hai
kyon din bhar FW: padhta hai

Main kaidi no [ur pm id]...
cubicle ki dewaron ke us paar dekhta hoon
cabin me baithe apne PM ko dekhta hoon
kabhi phone pe
kabhi conference-call pe
gussa utarta jaane kis pe

who kehte hain project aane wala hai
training complete karo , kaam aane wala hai
fir kyon mujhe yeh jhootha sa lagta hai
fir kyon yeh sapna sa lagta hai

Main kaidi no 147673 ....
cubicle ke dewaron ke us paar dekhta hoon
Doosri companiyon ko join kar chuke
purane doston ko dekhta hoon

woh kehte hain company chod de, chale aa
woh kehte hain kahin aur kismat aazmao
fir kyon na jaane job switch karne se darta hoon
abhi kuch diin aur intezaar
karne ko jee karta hai
cubicle ki dewaron ke us paar dekhta hoon ...........

Pratyekachya manat ek mastani aste
Are halu, hi goshta fakta swatashi bolaychi aste
Lagnachi asli tari ti fakta bayko aste
Apli mastani konalach sangaychi naste

Lok mhantat ha vyabhichar ahe,
Janun bujun kelela ek avichar ahe

Bolnare lok khotarde astat
Swatahpasun sudhha kahi tari lapvat astat
kartil tari kay, Saglech bajirao nastat

Lok nehemi asech vagtat,
Bajiravache prem great mhantat
Tumchya amchya charitryavar shintode udavtat
Yeta jata Naitikteche dos pajtat

Pratyekala thauk aste mastani apli honar nahi,
Saglyanchech nashib kahi tevdhe thor nahi
Tarihi apli mastani japaychi aste
Manachya kappyat khol khol dadvaychi aste....

Engineer Woh Hai Jo Pak Gaya Hai
Mechanics Ki Padhai Mein
Submissions Ki Gehrai Mein
Term work Ki Chattie Mein

Engineer Woh Hai Jo Phas Gaya Hai
Campus Interviews Ke Maal Mein
S/W Testing Companies Ki Chaal Mein
Internals Aur Externals Ki Maar Mein

Engineer Woh Hai Jo
Lunch Time Mein Breakfast Karta Hai
Dinner Time Mein Lunch Karta Hai
3 Am Ko Coding Karte Karte Juice Peeta Hai

Engineer Woh Hai Jo Pagal Hai
Wada Pav Aur Bun Omlette Ke Pyar Mein
Bird watching Ke Vichar Mein
Cd's Ke Collection Mein
Girlfriends Ke Possession Mein

Engineer Wahi Hai Jo
Semester Ke Starting Mein Maze Karta Hai
PL's Mein Hi Padhai Karta Hai
Submissions Hamesha Deadlines Ke Baad Karta Hai
Exams Ke Ek Din Pehele Bhi Orkut Pe Online Milta Ha

Ekda ek dukkar che pillu ani tyache Baba kachara peti chya
baher shi (English : shit) khaat astat. Tevdhyat dukkar che
pillu mhante " Baba, Baba, apun jase mansachi shi khato
tase aapli shi kon khaat asel ka?"
Tyavar chidun dukrache Baba jorat tyala oradtat " E tula
sangitlay na jevtana ghaan bolayche nahi!!"

Ekda ek manus doctor kade jato. Tyala constipation cha traas
hot asto.
Patient: "Doctor, mala alikade hoat nahi"
Doctor: Theek ahe aajpasun palikade basun bagha kahi farak
padto ka te".

Japanese hair cutting salon : Mishi Kapun Taku Yaki 
Also ran: Kes Kapa

Russian waiter: Andre vada pav

African swimming pool che nav: Ya Doomba Doomba Doom Doom

Japanese hospital chya baher quiet zone aste. Tya zone che
nav kay? Haka Naka Maru

Japanese shaleche nav : Ya shika

Tya shalechya principal che naav : Shiku naka.

Tya shalet kashachi shikvan detaat? : Hitachi