Ik sherni nach rahi si, usnu dekhke thodi door ik chuha vi
nach reha si. Sherni ne puchia ki ho gaya? 
Chuha kehnda:Nachne nu kare mera jee, haye ni tenu nachdi
vekh ke.

Chuha to haathi: tuhadi umar kinni hai? 
Haathi: 1 Saal, te teri? 
Chuha: Umar ta meri v 1 saal hi hai, par saale nashe patte
ne mittran di sehat down jehi karti.

Ek bar baarish ho rahi thi, ek aadmi chatri lekar ja raha
tha, chatri ke upar ek keeda aur keedi khade hue thay, keedi
hawa se udd gayi. Keeda bola, "Mitran di chatri to udd
gayi, ambran te laundi hain udariyan."

Paani mein whiskey milao ta nasha chadta hai. Paani mein Rum
milao to nasha chadta hai. Paani mein brandy milao to nasha
chadta hai. Saala paani mein hi kuch gadbad hai

Twinkle Twinkle Jatt di car, Khadke glassi in the bar, 
Punjabi Bhangra te Chicken Fry,
Always TALLI never CRY !!!

Mom: Tujhe ladka pasand aaya ho to baat agey chalayen.
Girl: Ladka to theek hai but mota hai.
Mom: TV chahe 14" ka ho ya 29" ka remote 6"ka hi hota
hai.

Oh menu dekhi jaandi c, main ohnu vekhi jaanda c Oh mneu
dekhi jaandi c, main ohnu vekhi jaanda c Na paper mainu
aanda c, na paper ohnu aanda c.

Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha hi hi hi hi hi hi hi hi hi
hi ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho... Kuch nahi yaar bas
aapki shakal yaad aa gayi!

Doli wali car dekh-ke heer ne cheekan maariyan ne. Kehandi
main ta rikshe ch jaun, car ch ta pehlan hi 6 sawarian ne

What is the height of telling a lie? A negro telling his
girlfriend,tenu kaala chasma jachda hai, jachda hai gore
mukhde te