It sometimes happens, even in the best of families, that a
baby is born.  This is not necessarily cause for alarm.  The
important thing is to keep your wits about you and borrow
some money-Elinor Goulding Smith

Babies are always more trouble than you thought - and more
wonderful-Charles Osgood

Families with babies and families without babies are sorry
for each other-Ed Howe

People who say they sleep like a baby usually don't have
one-Leo J. Burke